Question:
dumb blonde jokes?
orangeisacolor
2006-02-20 09:35:43 UTC
Two blondes are flying up to heaven, the first blonde asks the second blonde, " how did you die?" the second blonde says,"i froze to death, it's really cold at first but then you get really sleepy and die. then the second blonde asks the first blonde, "how did you die?" the first blonde says,"i had a heart attack, well i thought husband was cheating on me, so i got home really early from work, and ran up stairs to the bed room but my husband was just sitting on the bed watching t.v. so i ran all the way to the basement but no one was hiding there, then i ran to the second floor but no one was hiding there either, so i ran ALL the way to the attic and there i had a major heart attack and died. the second blonde says "well if you would have looked in the freezer, we'd both still be living..

Do you get it? and was it funny?
Fourteen answers:
cowenamanda
2006-02-20 10:01:24 UTC
i get it but ive heard better:-

a blonde was driving a car in the middle of the DESERT, when an announcement comes on the radio mocking all blondes,so she turns it off. then she looks to her left and sees another blonde sitting in a row boat, screaming im stuck, so she shouts, its people like you that give us blondes all a bad name,and if i could swim, id come and get you!!!!
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2016-12-18 11:48:02 UTC
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde females have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) woman a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? woman 2:properly,duh,i will see the moon!
joshyyumul
2006-02-20 10:05:46 UTC
Very funny
anonymous
2006-02-20 09:44:13 UTC
Funny! I am a blonde and I get it!
2006-02-20 13:52:20 UTC
yes, the one blonde was cheating on the other's bf.. funny
Poetoffire 777
2006-02-20 10:10:41 UTC
I get it. Why's it have to be blonde...

It's pretty funny, but a little puzzling.



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darth_hatidious
2006-02-20 14:23:14 UTC
What do you call a smart blond? a golden retreiver
The_Only_WAy
2006-02-20 09:41:47 UTC
yes the first one was there in the second blonde's home with her husband...................v funny
moonangels
2006-02-20 11:33:57 UTC
I thought it was funny
anonymous
2006-02-20 14:48:00 UTC
woahh this wass wayy too funynyy!

i give it a 1478965523868946
anonymous
2006-02-20 11:29:52 UTC
YOUR JOKE WAS FUNNY BUT CCCCCCCRAZZZY ! :)
wonderingwhy
2006-02-20 10:53:59 UTC
haha... nice one
JacobAbrahamson
2006-02-20 10:47:23 UTC
no.it's hilarious!and i didn't even read it!
mmartian1019
2006-02-20 10:18:31 UTC
yea, i get it but....


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