An aussie joke why was the father so proud..Pete, a Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub ?

Question

Pete, a Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear.

Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.

The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are celebrating.

'Well' he announces, 'My wife's just produced a typical Queensland baby boy weighing 25 pounds'. Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, 'That's about average in Queensland . Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland boy.'

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of 'STREWTH' were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says 'You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth aren't you? Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So - how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers: '17 pounds'.

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. 'What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'


The Queensland father takes a l-o-n-g s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and
proudly says ...........................................













'Had him circumcised!'

Answer 1

As a Queenslander, I can relate to that.

Answer 2

shrink and pasted this one. changed into in domicile hardware in Ocean Grove right now had to bypass the paint section couldn't help relaxing as I walked previous. i visit not in any respect seem at Queenslanders a similar lower back.

Answer 3

LOLZ I HEARD THAT ONE B4. Do you want a true Aussie joke?



Why did the koala fall out of the tree?



Coz he was dead.





Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?



He was dead too.





Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?



He thought it was a game and joined in :)

Answer 4

LOL!



That's funny.

Answer 5

good one but why australian?

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny