2007-07-26 13:52:27 UTC
I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
The blonde employee smiled, nodded knowingly, and responded, "That's why we ask."
2. Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob, a buff blonde guy, inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.
"The next plane to Chicago leaves at 1:00 p.m.," the ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."
"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.
The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"
"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that sucker take off."
3. Two big, buff, blonde guys were on the beach, trying their best to impress the local babes.
The first blonde dude said, "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal.
The second blonde guy said, "Try putting a potato down in your swimming trunks. The babes will love that."
Three or four hours later, the first blonde dude remarked, "Hey man. I tried that potato trick you told me about, and it seems like I'm getting shunned even worse than before."
Said the second blonde dude, looking his bud over: "Uh, Dude! Try putting that potato down the FRONT of your trunks."
4. There were three blonde men stranded on an island, when one of the blonde guys suddenly found a lamp. On one side, the lamp says, "Rub here for three wishes."
So the three blonde guys agree that this is a good idea, rub the lamp, and a genie pops out and says, "I will give you each one wish."
The first blonde guy wishes to be a brunette. He then swims across the small lake.
The second blonde man wishes to be a red head. He gets in a boat and rows across the small lake.
Then the third blonde man wishes to be a woman. And, she simply walks across the bridge.
5. A woman stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling her tank, she paid the bill and bought a soft drink. As she stood by her car to drink her cola, she watched a couple of blonde men working along the roadside.
One blonde man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other blonde man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old. The men worked right past the lady with the soft drink and went on down the road.
"I can't stand this," said the woman, tossing the can in a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," she said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we work for the county," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?"
"You don't understand, lady," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there are three of us - me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the dirt back. Now just because Rodney is sick, that doesn’t mean that Mike and me can't work."
6. An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on the 10th floor of an office building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corn beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump too. The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get bologna one more time, I'm jumping too. The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corn beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped as well. At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping She said, If I'd known he hated corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again! The Mexican's wife cried I could have given him tacos! If I’d have known. Everyone stared at the Blondes wife, she said don't look at me the idiot packed his own lunch