Who has a funny version of "12 Days of Christmas?"?

Question

whoever can come up with a good funny version of "12 days of christmas" appropriate for 6th graders (includes teachers) gets best answer! Make sure it's funny enough for middle schoolers to laugh at

Answer 1

This is from "The Chicken Soup for the Soul Christmas Treasury for Kids" story for December 13 called the Twelve (Silly) Days of Christmas... I'm just gonna write what each day is--- you'll have to piece it together. *They're all from "my mother"*

1- a toothbrush I didn't really need

2- two pairs of new socks

3- three hairbrushes

4- four Canadian coins

5- five Barbie rings

6- six comic books

7- seven "days of the week" undies

8- eight electronic games

9- nine candy kisses

10- ten blue flyswatters

11- eleven novelty ice-cube trays

12- twelve Snoopy Band-Aids

I think it's a cute, funny version... :)

Answer 2

12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics Funny

Answer 3

12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics

Answer 4

off the twisted christmas cd it's called 12 pains of christmas

Ill try to find a link



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArlE9oP1l0&feature=related

Answer 5

search the twelve pains of christmas on youtube or google.



hilarious, and clean!

Answer 6

12 Pains of Xmas:



The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Is finding a Christmas tree



The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree



The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree



The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me



Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree



The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree



The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!

Hangovers

Rigging up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree



The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

The Salvation Army

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Oh, geez!

I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree



The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:

I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

Charities,

And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?

Five months of bills!

Ach, making out these cards

Honey, get me a beer, huh?

What, we have no extension cords?!?

And finding a Christmas tree



The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Finding parking spaces

DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!

Donations!

Facing my in-laws Five months of bills!

Writing out those Christmas cards

Hangovers!

Now why the heck are they blinking?!?!?

And finding a Christmas tree



The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces

BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!

Get a job, ya bum!

Facing my in-laws!

Five months of bills!

Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards

Oh, geez, look at this!

One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!

And finding a Christmas tree



The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Stale TV specials

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking spaces

DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!

Charities!

She's a witch...I hate her!

Five months of bills!

Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!

Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?

Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!

And finding a Christmas tree



The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Singing Christmas carols

Stale TV specials

"Batteries Not Included"

No parking?!?

WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Charities!

Gotta make 'em dinner!

Five months of bills!

I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!

Shut up, you!

FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!

And finding a Christmas tree







XMAS SHREK:



Donkey: “No! Wait! Wait! Wait ya'll forgot to sing my favourite Christmas carol- the Twelve Days of Christmas'



Shrek: “No not that one!'



Donkey: “A one. A two. A one two three (Shrek: No) four.'



On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me

Donkey: “Yeah'





On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

2 Weed Rats

Gingy: “Heavenly Creatures.'

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me





On the third day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

3 Little Pig

Pig 1: “Ya!'

Pig 2: “Ya!'

Pig 3: “Ya!'

Pig 1: “Ya!'

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me





On the fourth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

4 Exploding Birds

Birds: “Squawk' (birds exploding)

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me

Pig 2: “ya'



On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

Shrek: “Let me guess'

5 Onion Rings

Shrek: “Five. Onion. Rings. Oh! I knew it.'

4 Exploding Birds

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me



On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

6 Mirrors Cracking (mirrors crack and break)

Mirror: “You break it. You bought it.'

5 Onion Rings

4 Exploding Birds

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me



On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

7 Dwarfs a Jamming (Electric guitar music)

6 Mirrors Cracking

5 Onion Rings

4 Exploding Birds

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me





On the eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

8 Cookies Talking

Gingy: “Don't you dare!'

7 Dwarfs a Jamming

6 Mirrors Cracking

5 Onion Rings

4 Exploding Birds

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me



On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

9 Mice a Tripping

Mouse 1: “Oh! I'm sorry Gordon'

8 Cookies Talking

7 Dwarfs a Jamming

6 Mirrors Cracking

5 Onion Rings

Shrek: “More like the twelve years of Christmas'

4 Exploding Birds

3 Little Pig

2 Weed Rats

And A Fire Breathing Dragon Just for Me



On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me:

10 Puppets Dancing

Pinocchio “No strings attached'

9 Mice a Tripping

8 Cookies Talking

7 Dwarfs a

Answer 7

have you heard the shrek version?

Answer 8

On the first day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me

An F for not doing my work.



On the second day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the third day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the fourth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the Fifth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Five Golden rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the sixth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Six hours detention,

Five Golden rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the seventh day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Seven whacks on my butt,

Six hours detention,

Five Golden rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the eighth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Eight minutes of yelling,

Seven whacks on my butt,

Six hours detention,

Five Golden rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the Ninth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Nine frogs to dissect,

Eight minutes of yelling,

Seven whacks on my butt,

Six hours detention,

Five Golden Rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two Cds on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the Tenth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Ten books to report,

Nine frogs to dissect,

Eight minutes of yelling,

Seven whacks on my butt,

Six hours of detention,

Five Golden Rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDS on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Eleven pages of homework,

Ten books to report,

Nine frogs to dissect,

Eight minutes of yelling,

Seven whacks on my butt,

Six hours detention,

Five Golden Rules!!

Four books to study,

Three hours of English,

Two CDs on Science,

And an F for not doing my work.



On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my teacher gave to me,

Twelve golden apples,

Eleven bars of candy,

Ten bags of peanuts,

Nine round jaw breakers,

Eight small hamburgers,

Seven bags of popcorn,

Six cans of soda,

Five lollipops !!

Four bubblegums,

Three big round oranges,

Two Christmas Cards,

And a Merry Christmas to all of you.