PC
2007-09-04 00:44:07 UTC
Gotta Love The Irish
>
> Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
> important
> meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
>
> Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.
>
> If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the
> rest
> of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
>
> Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
>
> Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
>
>
> Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man
> he
> meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
>
> The man said, "I do Father."
>
> The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
>
> Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
>
> "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there
> against
> the wall," said the priest.
>
> Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go
> to
> heaven?
>
> O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.
>
> The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
> you
> die you don't want to go to heaven?"
>
> O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
> together to go right now."
>
> +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++
>
> Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting, and watching the
> traffic
> cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and
> shouted, "Okay pedestrians" . Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
>
> He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
>
> After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy
> went
> over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"
>
>
> ++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in
> the
> obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend
> Finney.
>
> "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
>
> "Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
>
> +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++
>
> An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
> speeding
> in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath
> and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir,
> have you been drinking?"
>
> "Just water," says the priest.
>
> The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
>
> The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it
> again!"