♥HP_Fanatic♥
2008-01-27 21:14:19 UTC
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Professor Trelawney: I have decided to introduce the crystal ball a little earlier than I had planned, the fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.
Hermione: Well, honestly . . . 'the fates have informed her' . . . who sets the exams? She does! What an amazing prediction!
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Ron: Well, what else can I say?
Hermione: Oh I don't know! Rack your brains, Ron, that should only take a couple of seconds-
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Hermione Granger: Mudblood, and proud of it!
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I noticed that your birthday cake is in the shape of a snitch," scrimgeour said to Harry. "why is that?" Hermione laughed derisively.
"Oh, it can't be a reference to the fact that Harry's a great Seeker, that's way too obvious," she said. "There must be a secret message hidden in the icing!
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Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!
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Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.
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Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker toward Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half raised his arms.
Hermione launched herself forward and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.
"Ouch - ow - geroff! What the - ? Hermione - OW!"
"You - complete - **** - Ronald - Weasley!"
She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.
"You - crawl - back - here - after - weeks - and - weeks - oh, where's my wand?"
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Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!" said Hermione. "We didn't hear stories like that when we were little, we heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' and 'Cinderella'—"
"What’s that, an illness?" asked Ron.
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All the same, we should get to bed," whispered Hermione. "It wouldn't do to oversleep tomorrow."
"No," agreed Ron. "A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding. I'll get the lights.