1.A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
2.When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
3.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
4.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
5.The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
6.The couple who met in a revolving door are still going round together.
7.Some people's noses and feet are build backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
8.When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
9.He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
10.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
11.When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
12.There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration.
13.If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
14.He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
15.It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
16.You didn't hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well.
17.A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.
18.If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session.
19.England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
20.A small boy went to the counter to pay for his lunch but he was a little short.
21.When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it.
22.Prison walls are never built to scale.
23.While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.
24.If you say you have bad skin, I'd say that was a pore excuse.
25.While stealing from a blood bank, the thief was caught red handed.