A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why??
Nine answers:
2006-02-26 20:14:27 UTC
Had the hiccups and the bartender scared them out of him.
Elizabeth
2006-02-26 18:49:50 UTC
Because the man had the hiccups and was cured by the fright.
Synes thesia
2006-03-02 14:24:01 UTC
The gun was filled with water. Because it's called a "shot" of a drink.
countrygrl278
2006-02-26 18:12:48 UTC
scared his hiccups away
wonderingwhy
2006-02-27 10:55:16 UTC
how many times?
Stevie Joe
2006-02-26 18:16:13 UTC
he had the hiccups
Master Maverick
2006-02-26 18:12:02 UTC
he had the hiccups
honesty*from*emily
2006-02-26 18:41:33 UTC
he wasn't thirsty and he was suicidal.
2006-02-27 00:53:03 UTC
because he didn't want to stand there and get shot. DUH!
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