What is the funniest fart story that has ever happened?

Question

I am in the mood for a good laugh, what is the funniest fart story that has ever happened? Were you the farter or was it a friend, bf/gf, family member etc

Answer 1

One of the technicians let off a massive fart in one of the labs in the hospital. I mean, this thing would have been detected on the Richter scale and probably damaged the foundations. Rather embarrassingly, he thought he was alone but didn't realise there were a few people including myself looking for stuff in the store room. There's a small window and we all watched him roll one cheek off the chair, tense for a second, and like the Romans, proceed to unleash hell. When we emerged laughing, he was mortified. It was not only noxious but utterly rank, and probably displaced enough air in the room to cause asphyxiation.



But, the head technician walked in and started sniffing the air ... and about thirty seconds later we had the basement evacuated because he thought it was a possible gas leak.



This is, unfortunately, a true story.

Answer 2

A girl farts on a elevator and since she is by herself she tries to cover it up with some air freshener. 3 floors later a drunk gets on and says "lady I don't know what happened but it smells like someone just shit a Christmas tree"

Answer 3

When you see a smirk on good Queen Liz's face you know she has let one go and you know good old Phil has to take the blame

Answer 4

this really hot girl was lifting in the gym, and there was about 10 of us there it was real loud, and we all busted out laughing.

Answer 5

shes only 2year old while going up the stairs she started crying, i heard boooop, I said,whatz that sound,she said im forting.