Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't

Question

have to go to school on Monday. The first friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to sgo to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday, so he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the two black ping-pong balls up to her and she said, "Who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johnny said," Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday."

Answer 1

I love little Johnny, he's sooo clever! Nice one:)

Answer 2

That's funny. LOL LOL LOL Here's one for ya : My wife sat for 4 hours looking at her marriage license. I asked her what she was doing. She replied " I' looking for the @#$@ expiration date !"

Answer 3

That is a good one. I'm going to use it.

Answer 4

LMAO!!!! That is so funny. I can't stop laughing. Seriously!

Answer 5

Haway man, your jokes are ancient - still quite funny though.

Answer 6

ha ha! disgusting though.

Answer 7

he, that one is better :)