My boyfriend keeps tickling me, he isn't ticklish himself - however I have found that he HATES corny, lame pun jokes. Please, people of YA, tell me your most groan-inducing punny jokes. My much-abused, oversensitive belly button requires vengence!
Twelve answers:
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2012-09-17 12:05:32 UTC
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.
"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"
Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star,
makes no difference who you are."
sajovic
2016-07-31 03:17:56 UTC
Whats up there! Lol good heres sum lame ones.. 1. Two peanuts were jogging down a spooky avenue at night... One used to be assaulted. 2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar gentle right here?" three. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "sure sir, it's fresh floor." 5. Why are proctologists so gloomy? They perpetually have the top in sight. 6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic. 7. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples do not speak. Eight. What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. 9. Why can't a chook coop have more than 2 doors? On account that if it had four doors it might be a fowl sedan. 10. Noted final words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin within the violin case?" thirteen. What's brown and appears like a bell? Dung. 14. What do you name a man who in no way farts in public? A personal tutor. 15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A foul hare day. Sixteen. Have you ever noticeable an elephant hiding behind a flower? That is given that he hides well. 17. What was once the center piece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention? A cake leaping out of a lady. 18. Where do kings maintain their armies? Of their sleevies. 19. Why do not anteaters get ailing? Considering they are stuffed with anty-our bodies.
2012-09-17 20:04:44 UTC
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
2012-09-17 11:26:59 UTC
Pun of the day : Look up on google and its got some corny puns that are so ott lol lol and i know how u feel I have friends who tickle me alot good luck and stop the tickling!!!!
2012-09-17 12:09:59 UTC
Why does 10 fear 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (you might have to read it out loud to get it)
NORMA
2012-09-17 12:17:23 UTC
They have invented a new medicine its better than viagra and quicker than caster oil
Its called easy come easy go
That idiot
2012-09-17 12:05:33 UTC
"hi,i am looking for a terrible selection of dicks"
he will probably say" look no further,for i have a totally lame selection!"
richard
2012-09-17 11:27:38 UTC
Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes. . . . . (think about it)
2012-09-17 13:01:41 UTC
haha how punny!
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2012-09-17 11:29:34 UTC
How you get Which pregnant?
A; You F**k her
Joe
2012-09-17 11:18:07 UTC
if he tickles you just punch him in a friendly way
2012-09-17 11:35:12 UTC
Racist jokes are wrong. How can Jew Nazi that!
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