who knows more horrible country and western song titles?

Question

get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed

get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I’m kissing you goodbye

her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure

how can I miss you if you wont go away

I cant get over you, so why don’t you get under me?

I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling

I just sold a car to a guy that stole my girl, the car don’t run so I figure we got an even deal

I keep forgettin' I forgot about you

I liked you better before i knew you so well

I still miss you baby, but my aims gettin' better

I wouldn’t take her to a dog fight, cause I’m afraid she'd win

I’ll marry tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight

I’m so miserable without you, its like having you here

I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back while I cry over you

if I had shot you when I wanted to, I’d be out by now

mamma get a hammer(there’s a fly on papas head)

my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus

my wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him

she got the ring and I got the finger

you done tore out my heart, and stomped that sucker flat

you’re the reason our kids are so ugly

Answer 1

How bout these...



"Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen" (Garth Grooks)



"Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy" (Big and Rich)



"Did I Shave my Legs for This?" (Lori Morgan)



"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump" (?)



"Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2"



"waking up with a pig in a blanket"



"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine "



"Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares" (Travis Tritt)



"aint goin down till the sun comes up" (Garth Brooks)



"I'm Going to hire a whino, to decorate our home"



And one of my all time favorites (can't remember who sang it)..



She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night He was on her and Off her.

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ROFLMAO!

Answer 2

You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya

You can't be gone fast enough

What seemed to take a lifetime just left in a cloud of dust

This'll make my girlfriend happy she's the one

That never thought you would

You Ain't Leavin' Thank God Are Ya

Let us pray you're gone for good -- Toby Keith

Answer 3

If you can't live without me why aren't you dead yet?

I'm the only h**L my Momma ever raised,

I just fell in something I sure hope it is love

Answer 4

If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.

Answer 5

She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

Answer 6

haha wow very interesting ♥

Answer 7

You can have my girl but don't touch my hat

Answer 8

i dont knw ne

Answer 9

you