3 Friday Night Dates?

Question

A farmer had three lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.

The first boy arrived and said: "Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're going steady, is she ready?" The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.

The second boy arrived and said: "Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.

The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: "Hi, I'm Chuck." The farmer shot him.

Answer 1

ok

Answer 2

Wear a chastity belt. Maybe you could bring a friend to pair with one of his mates, so you are not the only girl there? Be careful, I hope he is a gentleman. If he is, I'll say that guys like it when you smell good, Juicy Couture is yummy.

Answer 3

"Hi, I'm Chuck I'm here for you know who and we're going to Fu..." Bang! "OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh Dad! We were just going to the Fun Fair!" Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!!

Answer 4

omg that was madddddddd funny thanx 4 the laugh lol

*star* =P

Answer 5

Never name anyone Chuck again.

Answer 6

heeheehee! I think I get it! for those who dont undestand..



"Hi, I'm Chuck. I here for (daughter's name that ryhmes with chuck) Can she get in the truck? I'm going to f*** (her)

Answer 7

OMG!!! LMAO!!! I got a visual on the farmer shooting him.

Answer 8

=)i heard this one before but its stil funny *star 4 u*

Answer 9

lol i didn't get it at first but it is hilarious love it you rock lol you get a star good one

Answer 10

Good aim daddy!

Answer 11

lol i made up a rhyme to finish it but id better not say it.

Answer 12

hahaha very funny

Answer 13

hehehe hahah lol

Answer 14

hahaha very funny!

Answer 15

haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!! Star for you..

Answer 16

What's the last part? I'm here for........??

Answer 17

i dont get it please explain ...believe me i feel slow asking but i want to know





ooooohhh okay i get it now ...thats funny... i like that

Answer 18

i'm shocked...

didnt see that coming,

its funny...

Answer 19

i think i get it

Answer 20

lol =D

Answer 21

bahaha!!!!

PHEW THAT WAS FUUUUUNNNYYYYY!!

:)

xx

Answer 22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that is funny! lol!

Answer 23

WHY????