Rip Van W
2008-02-10 14:09:53 UTC
know why. Here is the reason.
Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil
movies and had his head started spinning. He was
convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything
he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does.......He holds a knife in his hand and throws at
the middle gangster..
& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills
the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess,
what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the
bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun.
Bang...
And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he
happened to see a movie for one last time and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world hasn't changed.
Oops not so fast.
The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know
that the villain is on the other side of a very high
wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada
is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and
when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits Suicide.