Question:
Careful what you wish for?
2007-08-21 00:03:22 UTC
Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.

The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintuple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."

And she became a man.
Seventeen answers:
?
2007-08-21 03:36:34 UTC
Oooh! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



That was brilliant!

10./10 + * is on its way!
?
2007-08-21 02:09:46 UTC
Very good, definitely worth 10/10
billtheangler
2007-08-21 00:12:39 UTC
watch out for your name in the new years honours list for that one, 11 / 10 & at least one star.
mama
2007-08-21 00:12:55 UTC
Naughty Naughty and it's onyl ten past eight in the morning - made me laugh thou well done
.:Julia:.
2007-08-21 00:38:36 UTC
i agree with christine - it should be vice versa. ive heard it with a man turning into a woman. i bet you just changed it coz ur a man urself. its funny, but it wud rly be funnier the other way around (not just because im female, but because thats how it normally is).
Christine$hotbabe
2007-08-21 00:18:27 UTC
I think it should be vice versa man turning to woman
2007-08-21 02:09:25 UTC
Nonsense - she/he may have had 5x "I.Q." but I still bet that he/she wouldn't be able to work out how to wash his own underpants for himself!
thickwitit1980
2007-08-21 00:43:40 UTC
Sounds more like a fairytale to me haha!!
Kurious1
2007-08-21 00:09:00 UTC
That's just wrong...but funny.
Pixxxie
2007-08-21 00:31:31 UTC
LOL Shame it's only a joke, eh??? LOL
2007-08-21 04:55:46 UTC
low, but still funny.
JAM123
2007-08-21 05:43:31 UTC
Ha ha ha.!!!

Great one there Loki.!!!
Luck dragon
2007-08-21 02:48:42 UTC
ha ha ha funny
louloubelle
2007-08-21 00:09:55 UTC
oooh, low.
♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥
2007-08-21 00:10:38 UTC
lol
Lilkryptonite
2007-08-21 00:51:25 UTC
DOH! LOL
<3Vasudha Loves Yhu(;
2007-08-21 00:18:53 UTC
sexist.


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