a guy walks into a bar?

Question

Hey I don't get that joke that goes "a guy walks into a bar.... ouch", can you explain it to me????

Answer 1

Are u talking of the joke where the guy walks into a bar and asks for water,and the bartender takes the gun to shoot him,but the guy thanks him and goes!!!!!!!

He thanked him bcos he had hiccups and had wanted water,but by seeing the gun he got a scare and his hiccups vanished,so he did not get angry with the barman but instead thanked him and went!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"

Answer 3

a guy walks into a bar, like a pole or something like a limbo bar or idk

not a pub or drinking bar haha

Answer 4

Two guys walk into a bar, one turns to the other while rubbing his head and says "Jeez, you'd think one of us would've seen it"

Answer 5

the guy walks into a bar...literally

so he ran into a wall or something