Question:
Which one would you shoot first?
NEWBEE1
2006-03-31 09:41:59 UTC
You are standing in the middle of a bridge, you have one gun and one bullet. From one end of the bridge is a charging angry Lion. From the other end of the bridge is a charging angry Tiger. Which one would you shoot first ?

First correct answer gets the gold.
31 answers:
anonymous
2006-03-31 09:45:39 UTC
First thing I'd do is shoot the gun.
bearklektor
2006-03-31 18:14:14 UTC
Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my......I'd shoot the idot scarecrow-- Dorothy!!!!



I don't know you must tell us.



Since they are both angry and both charging I would give them each a credit card so they could be happy and charging on someone elses card. Then I would keep the gun and the bullet for the guy who breaks into my house.



Plus you did'nt say that the bullet you have even fits the gun that you have. Maybe the bullet is too large for that type of gun. Need more info.....more info pleeeez...give us the answer pleeeezz.



If the bridge has a movable span in the middle of it I would have the bridge operater lift the middle span (I am standing in the middle you said) and I would be raised above the level of the two animals and they would fall off into the water or whatever the bridge is spanning. No need to shoot anything.
Da da da
2006-03-31 17:46:10 UTC
My first instinct would be to shoot the Lion, because tigers don't run well over long distances. Hopefully I could make it to the other end in time.



But THEN I would think that if I shoot the Tiger, the lion would stop to eat it (they like carrion) and I could get away.



And while I'm working all that out, it would be too late, and they would both eat me. So it goes.
the_dog_trainer_guy
2006-03-31 17:49:39 UTC
i would shoot the tiger then jump of the bridge ... lions will not jump off and swim after you there lazy and would rather eat the tiger it would be a easier meal for the lion
?
2006-03-31 17:45:25 UTC
Shot in the air and see how they both reacts, if they got scare you are fine otherwise hang at the side of the bridge and wait until the fight is over. They both might end up hurting to death.
Neva
2006-03-31 17:44:40 UTC
i would shoot the tiger then jump off the bridge because tigers swim and lions don't.
Momof4:nomore!
2006-03-31 17:43:04 UTC
I'd either jump off the bridge to get away from them, or shoot myself. LOl
anonymous
2006-03-31 17:47:53 UTC
I would lay down and play dead, in hopes they would fight each other and leave me alone. While they were fighting I would run like hell for cover.I wouldn't jump off the bridge because I would die anyway when I hit the water.



It's amazing how much time we will spend trying to figure these things out.
anonymous
2006-03-31 19:39:09 UTC
U wont be able to shoot the gun because ur scared as hell and ur pissing in ur pants so bad...



but wait...maybe the lion and tiger will run away unable to bear the stench of ur piss.
i am me
2006-03-31 17:53:17 UTC
i'd shoot the lion, then run to the shoulder and wait for the tiger to be hit by a car.LOL
♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™
2006-03-31 17:44:12 UTC
I would Jump off the bridge and let them fight!
anonymous
2006-03-31 17:48:22 UTC
I'll drop down on my knees and beg them not to eat ME, or I'll split the bullet and shoot them both.
MentalCaseMaggot
2006-03-31 17:45:02 UTC
Jump into the water and watch the 2 fight :)
karogurl14
2006-03-31 17:44:33 UTC
Neither I'd just get the hell outa there. Jump of the brige or somthin LOL
sli_j2006
2006-03-31 17:52:05 UTC
I will give a warning shoot hopefully it will scare both of them away.
anonymous
2006-03-31 17:42:49 UTC
Fire the gun in the air and scare them both off.
Sam
2006-03-31 17:49:22 UTC
Like being between the devil and the deep sea, or jumping out of the frying pan into fire! YOU DECIDE, may give you some nightmares, though. (NO OFFENSE INTENDED).
anonymous
2006-03-31 17:48:35 UTC
i'd shoot the lion... the tiger is probably just Tony playnig soccer...
Knight Sirius
2006-03-31 19:28:18 UTC
both, when the lion is in front of the tiger. good luck.

if that doesn't work, fight for your life! scare them!
grumpy
2006-03-31 17:44:14 UTC
heck, I'd shoot the tiger.
Elmo
2006-03-31 17:46:47 UTC
Shoot the air so you would frighten them both away!!!!
Mom
2006-03-31 17:46:00 UTC
Get out of the way and let them destroy each other.
erbodygotshotz4maria
2006-03-31 17:43:58 UTC
i agree wit mommy LOL get the H*&& off the bridge--youd die anyway...
duck's attitude
2006-03-31 17:45:39 UTC
It depends, are they using Visa or MasterCard?
hot_rocker_guy_on_you
2006-03-31 17:44:08 UTC
nither i would try to get out of the way before they get to me
♥pink♥
2006-03-31 18:14:36 UTC
either cause they going after each other not me
?
2006-03-31 17:59:27 UTC
You don't shoot
allyalexmch
2006-03-31 17:43:30 UTC
myself cause it is better than being eaten alive
david_17in
2006-03-31 17:45:57 UTC
i would lik to shoot the sky....since animals fear of sound they would fear to come near to me....
.
2006-03-31 17:43:18 UTC
you would shot yourself first cause ya dont want to die did i get it
ANGEL ICE
2006-03-31 17:44:40 UTC
jump off or yourself


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